MissUltraBlah
D’awww little guy is sleepy…lucky bastard gets to sleep all day!!

D’awww little guy is sleepy…lucky bastard gets to sleep all day!!

thecutestofthecute:

English Cream Dachshund 

listoflifehacks:

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rainbow-sharpie:

satanicmingledotcum:

thewalkingdelrey:

i will always find a way out

ohmygod

If I don’t reblog this assume I’m dead

mrhaliboot:

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chemicalaccess:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

mrpondtyler:

eventualprocrastination:

rikotin:

i-aint-bovvered:

skarosoul:

danglingthpider:

notquiteluke:

nepeter:

im really mad because boobs sounds too hilarious, tits sounds too vulgar, breasts too pretentious and any other words just make me want to laugh

what word am i supposed to use while writing

rumble spheres

wibbly wobbly booby woobies

tatty-bo-jangles

human milk sacks

pillows for friends

sweater puppets

breasticles

boing boing bags

chesticles

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.


He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect



As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

mikalopsia:

paintmeanightmare:

acidsbeats:

helenaisis:

sex-bom-omb:

afineblasphemy:

I ship it.

He’d treat her better than the Joker.

Perfect

As someone who was previously all about Harley and Joker, I now ship this.

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

tastefullyoffensive:

Sasha vs. Q-tips [symphonicotter]

kookie667:

Let’s play a game called “I’m totally joking, but would do that in a heartbeat if you were into it”

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

makochantachibanana:

lameborghini:

lameborghini:

my physics teacher loves april fools day

i told him that his joke got 90 thousand notes on the internet and he was like “wow!! 90 thousand people think im funny” (he always makes bad jokes in class and no one laughs) and he was smiling really big it was so cute

this is beautiful

drunkroosters:

the struggle at the beginning of every minecraft LP when you try to listen to Geoff explain the rules but also try to listen to the hilarious side conversations that are always happening