"you’re gonna be home alone for a bit"
Well, at least the day can’t get any worse.
It can if all of these happen to you in one day
*eating chips* okay this is the last one. *eats 10 more* I mean it this time, no more. *finishes bag*
what if all the scenerios we make up in our head are actually real events happening in an alternative universe and we’re actually connecting with our alternate self’s mind
my alternate self is getting some serious dick
something all of tumblr should see.
unnecessary sex scenes in movies
unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows
unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic
She can’t figure out where all the laughing is coming from so she is just looking at me like “Human, explain”
Gavin’s mugshots in Let’s Play Burnout Paradise (x)